2 Easy Steps To Ruin Your New Year Holiday
Oh, it's holiday ! It is meant to be the time of happiness and rejoicing. Even you do nothing at all. Tomorrow maybe the day that many of you have waited for. Here I have 2 easy-steps to ruin your holiday.
1. Drink to get drunk.
Simple as it sounds. Just drink ! Drink anything that makes you drunk. Drink 'till your old car turn into a porsche. Not sure that you are drunk? OK, I have a test for you. See the picture below.
Now, take a deep breath. Ask yourself again "Am I drunk?" If yes, take on to second step.
For a serious method to check if you are drunk, go to Eirpharm.com
2. Drive
Drive a car or whatever move fast! a horse, an ostrich, a cheetah, whatever. Don't let anyone ask you to drive for you. You have to drive by yourself while you are drunk only. It's a must.
If there's nothing wrong and you follow these 2 easy steps. You will ruin your holiday, your life and innocent people. I'm pretty 'sure'.
OK, now seriously, I have one thing to remind you
1. Drink to get drunk.
Simple as it sounds. Just drink ! Drink anything that makes you drunk. Drink 'till your old car turn into a porsche. Not sure that you are drunk? OK, I have a test for you. See the picture below.
Now, take a deep breath. Ask yourself again "Am I drunk?" If yes, take on to second step.
For a serious method to check if you are drunk, go to Eirpharm.com
2. Drive
Drive a car or whatever move fast! a horse, an ostrich, a cheetah, whatever. Don't let anyone ask you to drive for you. You have to drive by yourself while you are drunk only. It's a must.
If there's nothing wrong and you follow these 2 easy steps. You will ruin your holiday, your life and innocent people. I'm pretty 'sure'.
OK, now seriously, I have one thing to remind you
"DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE"
You might get yourself, family, friends and other loved people killed in the car accident.
Now, I have some links for you to find more information about 'drunk driving'.
MADD : Mothers Against Drunk Driving
Drunk Driving at about.com
I hope you enjoy your New Year Holiday! Be safe and be healthy !
GBY
MADD : Mothers Against Drunk Driving
Drunk Driving at about.com
I hope you enjoy your New Year Holiday! Be safe and be healthy !
GBY
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2 Comments:
^^ I don't drink na 555+
Hi Ben,
I have responded to your second comment at New Blogger (beta) template for posting large Photo.
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